Monday, September 15, 2008

E. Kant Rant

(meant to be read with a British accent)

why don't 'e read more philosophy?

E. Kant.

'e should try then.

No, I'm suggesting E Kant.

Seriously, 'e can, whether you suggest it or not!

Emmanuel Kant.

How do you know Emmanuel can't?

I've read 'im.

If you can, then Emmanuel can! Sheesh! Boy's at least twice as smart as you. Stupid git.